No.5
Elisha The Chef: 2 kings 4:41 Elisha said, “Get some flour.” He put it into the pot and said, “Serve it to the people to eat.” And there was nothing harmful in the pot.
Evidently, someone had got some bad veggies, so when they ate the soup, they soon realized it was poisoned. Thankfully for them, Chef E. was there to save the day!
(I hope no one at that party was gluten-free. Who knew that flour was a superfood.)
No.4
Hello, Donkey: Num 22:28 Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?” 29 Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”
I think this one speaks for itself, but I think the weirdest part is that Balaam responds like this is the most normal thing in the world. The moral of the story is always listen to your donkey.
No.3
Go Jump In The Lake: 2 Kings 5:10 Elisha sent a messenger to say to him, “Go, wash yourself seven times in the Jordan, and your flesh will be restored and you will be cleansed.”
Naaman got pretty mad when Elisha told him to do this, and to be honest, I probably would have to, but if the man of God tells you to jump in a lake, you jump in a lake!
No.1
Somebody Get Me A Stick: 2 Kings 6:6 The man of God asked, “Where did it fall?” When he showed him the place, Elisha cut a stick and threw it there, and made the iron float.
I honestly think Elisha would try stuff to see if it would work. But if you have a double portion, why wouldn’t it?
