{"id":806,"date":"2021-06-19T16:48:25","date_gmt":"2021-06-19T16:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/synergistco.com\/?p=806"},"modified":"2021-06-19T16:48:26","modified_gmt":"2021-06-19T16:48:26","slug":"crossfits-15-theses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synergistco.com\/crossfits-15-theses\/","title":{"rendered":"CrossFit’s 15 Theses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
  1. Caleb is selling trash. (His content is trash!)<\/li>
  2. Caleb is trash.<\/li>
  3. Caleb is ruining the synergist with his trash.<\/li>
  4. Caleb once ate a worm which is disgusting.<\/li>
  5. Caleb is disgusting.<\/li>
  6. Caleb\u2019s daily Devo\u2019s are lame!<\/li>
  7. Caleb\u2019s voice makes me want to throw up!<\/li>
  8. He must be Canceled!<\/li>
  9. I the CrossFit cowboy must take his place.<\/li>
  10. His segments are lame Mine are great!<\/li>
  11. He has the opposite of the mites touch everything he touches turns to dust!<\/li>
  12. He doesn\u2019t have a cool mustache.<\/li>
  13.  He needs a makeover.<\/li>
  14. He once kicked a dead horse.<\/li>
  15. He believed in the tooth fairy until he was 20!<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Caleb is selling trash. (His content is trash!) Caleb is trash. Caleb is ruining the synergist with his trash. Caleb once ate a worm which is disgusting. Caleb is disgusting. Caleb\u2019s daily Devo\u2019s are lame! Caleb\u2019s voice makes me want to throw up! He must be Canceled! I the CrossFit cowboy must take his place. 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